Shortly after a Caribbean Airlines flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: 'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from Piarco to Toronto . The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and.... OH, MY GOD !!' Silence followed! Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom. 'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!' One Trini passenger yelled... 'For f*#k's sake ........ you should see the back of mine!!!'
