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Don't Lie to Mom

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    John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate, and this only made her more curious.

    Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates."

    About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."

    So he sat down and wrote "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you did take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you did not take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."

    Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you do sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom."

    Lesson of the day... Don't Lie To Your Mother.
     
    resha, Aug 10, 2015


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    I agree to these kinds of things because it is true to me and I never would lie to my mother never would I do such a thing
     
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    hahaha is true never lie to your mother
     
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    lmao never again will I lie to my mother
     
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    or some licks huh pass
     
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    really clever way to catch a liar. haha
     
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    don't ever lie to mom they always know lol
     
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    aha what a smart mother..
     
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    mum knows when you lie haha
     
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    No need to lie to Mom. She will always love and forgive and forget.
     
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    Lmfao you can never out smart a mother
     
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    this was a good one
     
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    No, never lie to mom.
     
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    Damm, mom is smart and yes don't lie 2 her
     
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    lolol...what a brilliant way to catch a liar...moral of the story...moms always know the truth..so always be honest with them.
     
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    had to learn the hard way
     
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    hahahaha smart mom
     
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    hahah i like this one ;)
     

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