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There was a 80 year-old man that married a 21 year-old woman

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  1. neverlegal
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    There was a 80 year-old man that married a 21 year-old woman. A year later the woman had a baby and the doctor came out and told the old man that he was the father of a 9lb 8oz baby boy. The old man replied, “This old motor is still a' running.” Next next year his wife had another baby and the doctor came out and told the man that he was the father of a 8lb 5oz baby girl. The old man replied, “This old motor is still a' running.” The next year his wife was back in the hospital yet again, having their third child and the doctor came out and told the old man that he was the father of a 10lb 9oz baby boy. The old man replied again, “This old motor is still a' running.'' And the doctor said, “Yeah but you better get your oil changed because this one is black.”
     
    neverlegal, Feb 19, 2014


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    Re: There was a 80 year-old man that married a 21 year-old w

    lmfaoooooooooo idk why but racist jokes are the funniest
     
    Gtlov3rboy, Mar 20, 2014


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    quite amusing
     
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    Lmao this stupid but very funny
     
    djvibezz, Apr 29, 2015


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    Hahaha didn't expect that
     
    rocket, May 5, 2015


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    lmao wow this made my day lol too funny
     
    Mistah Ricky, May 6, 2015


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    da man lucky bad
     
    dj karma, Jul 17, 2015


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    nice, didn't expect that
     
    lincol, Jul 17, 2015


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    its a wild world man. the more you live the more you see
     
    shelly, Jul 17, 2015


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    WUAHAHAHAH, Dit had jk biet verwacht
     
    Vinii, Jul 18, 2015


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    LMAO, still running.
     
    romeouk, Jul 20, 2015


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    lmao! the oil is black!!!
     
    coolie_stylez, Feb 4, 2016


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    lmao thats hilarious.
     
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