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How are women and tornadoes alike?

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Darksid, Aug 8, 2015.


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  1. Darksid
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    How are women and tornadoes alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.
     
    Darksid, Aug 8, 2015


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    Good one but the woman will take also your money from the bank and will keep asking money :p
     
    notneeded, Aug 8, 2015


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    and your money and kids and future income lol
     
    coolie_stylez, Feb 4, 2016


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  4. va.
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    Damn bruh, hope it doesn't happen to me.
     
    va., Feb 9, 2016


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  5. big_boi
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    lmao, that one was good :thumbsup:
     
    big_boi, Feb 16, 2016


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  6. fsahango
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    Always the same with the women, they never leave somthing behind when they leave
     
    fsahango, Mar 1, 2016


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  7. jayant
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    I laughed way too hard at this! Always screen your women before you bring them home ;)
     
    jayant, Mar 2, 2016


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    like a hurricane my gal spanish from tenerife
     
    blwgsta, Mar 15, 2016


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  9. Calve
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    Well said, that was a good one!
     
    Calve, Mar 17, 2016


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  10. NireShwita
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    hahaha, that is a good one man!
     
    NireShwita, Apr 2, 2016


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  11. rewien
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    hahah. nice one man, she will take everything
     
    rewien, Aug 20, 2016


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  12. shekhar karnal
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    Not too sure. Tornadoes leave the destruction which can be repaired
     
    shekhar karnal, Aug 31, 2016


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    SHE WILL TAKE EVERYTHING
     
    csjb813, Sep 30, 2016


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  14. DJAmal
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    ROFLLLLL thats a good one!!!
     
    DJAmal, Mar 9, 2017


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  15. Jessica_Gt
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    dem trouble all de time
     
    Jessica_Gt, Apr 25, 2017


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  16. bloodcrave
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    lol still hits home everytime i hear this
     
    bloodcrave, Apr 26, 2017


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  17. Bhodza
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
    Bhodza, May 20, 2017


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  18. ansar-wic
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    ez they blow away everything in both cases LOL they are a very natural disaster
     
    ansar-wic, Jun 1, 2017


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  19. Taz69
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    Hahaha...Nice one
     
    Taz69, Jun 9, 2017


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  20. mszjennx33
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    They make alot of noise!
     
    mszjennx33, Jul 26, 2017


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