Three men were stranded at sea, when one of them saw a floating lamp. He picked it up and there were instructions to rub it. As he did, a genie emerged. They were happy because they thought the genie would grant them three wishes. This genie however, was different. The genie told them that he'd grant each of them one wish if they could each tell him one thing he couldn't do. However if he could, the genie would eat them. So, the first guy told the genie, he could not make a beautiful nude girl appear, but the genie did and then ate the guy. The second guy became frightened and told the genie that he couldn't make an island appear. The genie did and so ate the guy. The last guy was really afraid and as he tried to speak, he farted. The genie started laughing and much to the genie's surprise, the guy started laughing as well. The genie asked him why was he smiling because pretty soon he was going to be eaten. The genie grew impatient and asked the man to say one thing the genie couldn't do. The man farted replied, paint that fart yellow. The genie was beat. No one could tell it like geese, R.I.P Geese, no 2nd gear 4 life
