THE DAUGHTER ASKS HER DAD, "DAD THERE IS SOMETHING THAT MY BOYFRIEND SAID TO ME, THAT I DIDN'T QUITE UNDERSTAND. HE SAID THAT I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL CHASSIS, LOVELY AIRBAGS AND A FANTASTIC BUMPER." TO WHICH HER DAD REPLIES: "YOU TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND, THAT IF HE OPENS YOUR HOOD AND TRIES TO CHECK YOUR OIL WITH HIS DIPSTICK, I WILL TIGHTEN HIS NUTS SO HARD THAT HIS HEADLIGHTS WILL POP OUT AND HE WILL START LEAKING OUT OF HIS EXHAUST PIPE."
